Salt N Peppsa tumblelog

“but mummy, i don’t WANT to wear a corset!”
“good luck finding a husband”
“oh, pishposh”

“but she said it wasn’t contagious!!”
“well, she’s a floozy….”

“i scream, you scream, we all scream for—”
“give it up, vern”
“but it’s half the fun”
“no one buys ice cream anymore”
“i don’t care about them, i like when we sing together”
“…ok. let’s do it”

“beatles or stones?”
….
“man, i wish salt and pepper shakers could talk…”

“really i’m just tired of all the oregon trail references”
“ugh i know, it’s so embarrassing”
“like, we’re more than that”
“yea, but seriously annie totally got cholera last week”
“oh god, is she ok?:”

“mm mm good”
“that honey sure was tasty!”
“so was the company!”
“oh, gene!”

“tomorree is jameson’s birtday, we gotsta do sumthin speshull”
“aw rite! how bout some jameson for jameson teeheeehee!”
“oh, lyke he’s nevah heard that one before!”

“I’ve spent every possible second with you since the day we met”
“oh, do you need some alone time?”
“not at all, i need there to be more hours in the day, i need more of you”

“hold on!”
“but if i hold on to the tree, i can’t hug you”
“aaaah!”

“i’m here to talk to everyone about global warming…”